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Word of the week: Scatological

By: Middeke, Kristen

Issue date: 9/21/06 Section: Editorial
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So now tell me this, can you honestly think it was a good thing that I found out that this word, the very word that defined my world, I included, actually defined just really dirty dirty poopy things?

One, being you and me, would have to not think that's the truth. Since my discovery, I have faced some troubling times, but have come to realize that I can handle definition number dirty two, but have a harder time trying to decide my next mode of operation.

Do I find new and profound words to express the world as I see it? Or, do I mold myself into a scatologically ( again with the non-word) inclined individual in an unusually scatological world to justify the nonstop usage of the word?

Or, do I live in a word that cannot be defined… Or, do I, still me, have good times reminiscing of a more scatological time in my life, where things, meaning life, actually made sense.

I think we, meaning everybody now, can clearly deduce what the logical and sound conclusion is.

Oh yes, and thank you for your time.
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